Raphael

Keyboards, Bass, Vocals, Enforcer

Raised on the mean streets of Clearwater, FL Raphael learned the real meaning of sacrifice. His struggles as a middle class Filipino-American drove him to the rough world of underground Lucha Libre at the young age of 13 as Ralpho de Cinco. The next 4 years were rough on his body, but his spirit soared.  When the Great Camerono broke his knee, little did he know that his true calling would show itself: playing keyboards for a Duran Duran coverband.

Today, Ralph dreams of stepping up his game and hopes t0 work at McDonalds or maybe even a Wendy’s, until then he will pass his time playing with AudioMohel.

Jerry

Guitars, Banjos, Dulcimers, Catering

After birth, Jerry suffered the effects of infantile omnipotence. At least, so his doctors first thought.  It was then revealed that Jerry’s source of omnipotence not the result of a delusion, it was based on reality. Jerry quickly took advantage of his omnipotence and began a stint as an international pop sensation. It was during the South American leg of his second world tour that his doctors made an extraordinary discovery.  There had been a mix-up at the hospital. He was not omnipotent after all.
Forced from the tour, Jerry works at the Advanced Auto Parts in Coatsville, PA. He has a lot of regular customers.

The Stick

Percussion, Enigma

The story goes that one fateful Friday the 13th, AudioMohel was sitting down to plan out their first face rockin’ tune when out of the ether the sound of drums rang out and before them a shadowy figured appeared. From that day on, AudioMohel only has to think of the awesome music they wish to create and he appears. No one knows who he is, what he looks like, or where he came from. All that we know is that when he is needed he is there.

Eric

Vocals, Lyricist, Triangles, Hambone

Born the son of wealthy Welsh merchants, Eric abandoned the life of privilege for one of adventure and learning on the high seas. At each of his exotic ports of call, while the rest of the crew busied themselves with whores and drink, he chose a higher path: seeking out the most talented of musical minds. Learning from whatever teachers destiny sought to provide, he toiled endlessly in his ravenous search for harmonic wisdom. Wherever he was, you could be sure he would be hard at work mastering the world’s most mysterious and beautiful instruments, from the dulcet tones of the Persian 13-stringed Ud, to the obscure Balinese pan flute. And such was the power of his hypnotic voice that beautiful young girls from far and wide would offer their virginal gift to him, in hopes that their children might someday possess but an inkling of his bardic gifts.

Sadly, all of Eric’s talents were laid to waste after an unfortunate accident involving an anvil, an overly complicated system of ropes and pulleys, and an ill-placed banana. Although the resulting lawsuit against the ACME corporation would put him in a position of financial comfort for the rest of his natural days, the only instrument he retained any skill at was the triangle.

Jon

Vocals, Tambourines, Lyricist,  Technical Support

When Jon was a child, he dreamed of being a world famous hair dresser, but he is here instead.